Shocked-shocked 

A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already.
Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca.

Wall street was shocked-shocked to learn that Goldman Sachs was scamming investors on a massive scale.

Shocked-shocked by tvsteve April 29, 2010

pussy shocked 

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.

Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.

pussy shocked by Brian_D December 18, 2007

shocked my pants off 

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

shocked my pants off by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012

Bottle Shocked 

The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.

Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!

Boy 2: *throws up*

Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.

Bottle Shocked by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009

show-shocked 

Physical condition one experiences after attending a rock show or concert, or participating in any event that includes moshing. Symptoms may include bruising on various areas of the body, ringing of the ears, hangover, fatigue, aching feet and headache.

Dude, I was so show-shocked after Godsmack last night. All I could do was sit on the sofa, eat Doritos and watch football.

show-shocked by Spydoggie November 7, 2008

Shocked-it

Someone who makes an error in judgement.

Jeff leaves work early.
Paul shouts out just as Jeff leaves the building.
"Jeff you Shocked-it !"

Shocked-it by Jedd Smythe March 4, 2009

toe shocked 

the jamming of a big toe into a womans vagina and or butt hole

Hey Jacob?

Yea?

Guess what i did last night?

What?

I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night

hell yea!!

toe shocked by toeshockman January 16, 2011