Shock Jockey

Sex position in which the woman is riding the guy, hence jockey, and when the guy is about to cum, the woman tazed him. The electrical current caused by the tazer should then cause the load to shoot back up through the penal canal, body cavity, esophagus, and out of the guy's mouth in to his receiving partner's mouth; down her esophagus, through her body cavity, and out of her vaginal canal back out onto the head of the guy's penis.

Bro 1- my girl totally tazed me in the taint and gave us a shock jockey!

Bro 2- ah shit did it tingle?

Shock Jockey by MagicAvenger May 27, 2014

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Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.

"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"

Shock Jockey by TheCarrotMurderer September 1, 2013

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sock jockey

someone who blows his load off in a sock

little johny is a vergin so he bats of in a sock to help there fore he is a sock jockey

sock jockey by Matt .T .P February 20, 2008

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Sock Jockey

1)A child that rides on the foot of a parent(usually their father) while the parent is wearing socks.

2)A person with a foot fetish that prefers their partner wear a sock whilst engaging in foot play.

1) AND they're off! Here comes little Johnny on dad's left foot, he's really bringing the heat tonight! This little sock jockey could win it all, if only he can keep his grip tight.

2)Matt is a total sock jockey... He told me he likes his girlfriend to give him foot jobs with knee-highs on.

Sock Jockey by Lebeaux March 18, 2010

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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