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A term to describe a person who fails at everything. A Shniel can never do anything right.
What a Shniel. You can't do anything right.
Shniel by PunjabiPrincess95 October 14, 2010
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A term to describe a person who fails at everything. A Shniel can never do anything right.
What a Shniel. You can't do anything right.
Shniel by PunjabiPrincess95 October 13, 2010
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Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.
Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

Shielamae 

Shielamae’s are so funny and you are lucky if she is your friend, they always find a way to make you laugh and are the best friends ever! Shielamae’s are always energetic and happy!
Guy 1: she’s so funny

Guy 2: she must be a shielamae
Shielamae by Peekokitty<3 January 22, 2021
She's strong, brave and always have what she wants, its either a thing or a person. A talented to a friend and terrible to another. The world's never gonna agree on a definition of what you are but you don't give a fuck because you know yourself better than anyone. You are smart and think yourself as always the best, you didn't want to lose so keep your chin up because there are ones who truly believes and wants to bow their head on you
Shiella is awesome as fuck!
Shiella by sukmade99 June 12, 2021
The name of Shaniel creates a quick, versatile, analytical, and clever mind. You are humanitarian, inclined to champion the underdog or to defend a cause where you feel there is an injustice.You are spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. Funniest most crazy child you will ever meet she is disrespectful
Shaniel is very spoiled.
Shaniel has a loving and caring heart.
shaniel by Jordan Rose May 7, 2019

Marauder Shields 

the greatest video game boss to ever exist. unlike majority of in-game bosses who fight the protagonist because of conflicting ideals, Marauder Shields, an indoctrinated turian husk from Mass Effect 3 armed with only an assault rifle opposes the protagonist in hopes of preventing the said protagonist from entering the conduit and experiencing a crappy ending.

His legacy carries on to the campaign to retake the great Bioware franchise, and his name has become synonymous with hope brought upon from sacrifice.
Honor Marauder Shields' sacrifice, retake mass effect 3!

After seeing the krogan, salarians, geth, rachni and the quarians work together to retake Palaven, Garrus Vakarrian's marauder shields helped him to get through the war.

he is a marauder for he stole our hearts
he is shields for he protected us
he lived as a generic enemy character, he died a hero.
RIP Marauder Shields
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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