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A term to describe a person who fails at everything. A Shniel can never do anything right.
What a Shniel. You can't do anything right.
Shniel by PunjabiPrincess95 October 14, 2010
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shnizzles 

when somthingis just so awesome theres no other word for it
the paint job on that car is just the shnizzles
shnizzles by 615cracker January 14, 2010
A polite way of taking a poop or shit
I am taking a shnize or I have to shnize
Shnize by Princepessa September 22, 2016
A term to describe a person who fails at everything. A Shniel can never do anything right.
What a Shniel. You can't do anything right.
Shniel by PunjabiPrincess95 October 13, 2010

Shnizzlebombed 

Being super high and hammer drunk at the same time.
Jake was rambling on and ate all my food when he was Shnizzlebombed last night
Shnizzlebombed by M-BOZ January 13, 2009

German shnitzel burger 

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.
last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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