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A improperly used version of the term "Snarf" which refers to the small fluffy cat from from 80's television show "ThunderCats" that would commonly say his name. Shnarf is said when someone would commonly laugh and is usually purposely implied to something that is considered idiotic or obnoxious.
For those times when words like 69 appear, there are douche bags that will instinctively mutter "Shnarf" under their breathe. These people will without question say "Shnarf" under any circumstance.
P.S. cirCUMstance...Shnarf.
Shnarf by MoFo94 February 5, 2010
The eating of any gelatinous food. Its is an action between chewing and drinking. Most used when describing the consumption of jello, cranberry sauce, or pudding. Most often used in the past tense, shnarffed.
She shnarffed down the jello shot.

She is shnarffing jello.

You will need to shnarf your pudding.
Shnarf by Word_Wizard_mcoy April 17, 2020
if you see a fine specimen of manhood you can say "shnarf!"
Shnarf by mojo raar May 9, 2005

Garf-Shnarf 

When you are taking a bath and you fart and its sqeaks. Then the bubble pops and it smells terrible!!
WOW!!! that was a smelly Garf-Shnarf!
Garf-Shnarf by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004
A race of intelligent cat-like creatures, Snarfs are plump, fuzzy and kind. Snarf are known to end their sentences with the phrase, "snarf, snarf!" Can be used as an exclamaition or just a random word at the end of the scentence.
"The terrorists attacked, Shnarf!!"
"What's that Shnarf Shnarf"
shnarf by Frommie lad! March 1, 2008
Snharf is a complex word. It is mainly an interchangeable noun, adjective and verb with the word "fuck." It can mean anything from poop, to piss, to a cow with a urinary tract infection. It all depends on how YOU feel like using it. The word is pronounce Shh-narf with a short a.
That was the luckiest shnarfin' grenade ever.

I just shnarfed you so hard.

Eat shnarf and die, kid.

What the shnarf just happened???

We were shnarfin' in the back of my grandma's car.

SHNARF!!!!
shnarf by Theoryyy June 25, 2009
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