Noun:

The act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving fellatio, having a bowel movement, playing Call of Duty, and eating pizza. In other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing COD.

Dude, last night i was hooking up with this chick at a party in this sick bathroom with a tv and xbox, and i had to shit so she gave me a shmüzle!

Shmüzle by GrockRocket November 20, 2010

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Shnuzzle

(A Kaos original)

a combined huggle (snuggling hug), snuggle, and nuzzle

Jill was so excited and happy with Tom that she rushed over and gave him a huge shnuzzle.
(As opposed to:
Jill was so excited and happy with Tom that she rushed over and gave him a huge huggle, also nuzzling and snuggling him.)

Shnuzzle by KirstieKaos June 21, 2009

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Shuzzlecrumpet

1: Another way to reference the word shit without actually saying it.

2: Someone who is extremely stupid

3: A way to blasphemize an Englishman.

4: When somebody shits in your crumpets.

Dude 1: Dude you failed your english final. You have to take the whole class over.

Dude 2: Flarkin' Shuzzlecrumpets!!!!

Shuzzlecrumpet by Xonus June 1, 2009

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shuzzle

A word simple word that can be said when bored or in pure excitement.

OMG your mom got knocked up by half the block! SHUZZLE!

shuzzle by OhSnapDogThatsTight November 11, 2006

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