Noun:

The act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving fellatio, having a bowel movement, playing Call of Duty, and eating pizza. In other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing COD.

Dude, last night i was hooking up with this chick at a party in this sick bathroom with a tv and xbox, and i had to shit so she gave me a shmüzle!

Shmüzle by GrockRocket November 20, 2010

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Shnuzzle

(A Kaos original)

a combined huggle (snuggling hug), snuggle, and nuzzle

Jill was so excited and happy with Tom that she rushed over and gave him a huge shnuzzle.
(As opposed to:
Jill was so excited and happy with Tom that she rushed over and gave him a huge huggle, also nuzzling and snuggling him.)

Shnuzzle by KirstieKaos June 21, 2009

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Shuzzlecrumpet

1: Another way to reference the word shit without actually saying it.

2: Someone who is extremely stupid

3: A way to blasphemize an Englishman.

4: When somebody shits in your crumpets.

Dude 1: Dude you failed your english final. You have to take the whole class over.

Dude 2: Flarkin' Shuzzlecrumpets!!!!

Shuzzlecrumpet by Xonus June 1, 2009

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shuzzle

A word simple word that can be said when bored or in pure excitement.

OMG your mom got knocked up by half the block! SHUZZLE!

shuzzle by OhSnapDogThatsTight November 11, 2006

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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