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1: Another way to reference the word shit without actually saying it.

2: Someone who is extremely stupid

3: A way to blasphemize an Englishman.

4: When somebody shits in your crumpets.
Dude 1: Dude you failed your english final. You have to take the whole class over.

Dude 2: Flarkin' Shuzzlecrumpets!!!!
by Xonus June 01, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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