A word which refers to an individual who is excessively slothish and slacks in class. Often used by high school history teachers in the American Midwest. These teachers often talk way too much.
2.
Person who vaguely resembles former Russian Leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.
"I once was at a local Krispy Kreme restraunt when I saw a man buying a Powder Glazed Chocolate Doughnut Cake whilst updating his Instagram about said Krispy Kreme treat. This man was a shlupus.
The act of shitting, pissing, ejaculating/squirting, queefing, farting, coughing, drooling, bleeding and releasing puss and reaching a higher state of being in doing so.
'Thomas had his shumpuss event last week, was beautiful"-kobe "i cant wait till i get to shump"-charlie
"OMG IM SHUMPING GET THE CAMERA"-tom
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.