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lemon shoveling 

The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
lemon shoveling by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019

shmumbling 

Yelling so loud that you can't understand what they are saying, loud mumbling.
Could you yell any louder, you are shmumbling with fucking nonsense.
shmumbling by HellowIamEth June 7, 2016

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly
Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
Shmucking Wet by Matans February 25, 2010

Snow Shoveling

The act of cumming on a girls asshole and then tongue shoveling it out or having another female tongue shovel it for you.
During the porn shoot Valerie messed up the shot by Farting during the Snow Shoveling scene.
Snow Shoveling by GTG Crew December 30, 2008
When one gets hammered drunk before dark and passes out for a minimum of 10 hours, therefore not participating in the festivities of the night.

Yelling, screaming and clapping for one's favorite sports team, regardless of where one is watching the game, showing a clear disregard for those around him, who may or may not be sleeping.

Cooking extremely delicious food on a nightly basis.
Chris got drunk by the pool in Vegas and was Shulling by 3 pm

Chris was watching the Yankees earlier and was Shulling so loud I could barely hear myself think.

Man am I baked, you gonna go Shulling any time soon?
Shulling by The_Dude_Abides October 20, 2012

shit shoveling 

(v) The act of doing a very tedious/miserable job that has little to no perks or benefits.(figurative or literal)
"I don't wanna work at Braums because its such a shit shoveling job."
shit shoveling by pacosaurus January 17, 2009