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shmookums 

I love you shmookums!
You're my shmookums bear!
You're not a robot, you're my shmookums!
shmookums by shortyc April 3, 2008
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snookums 

when your pookie is even more pookie

a term of endearment

more serious than pookums
“i love you so much snookums”
“AWWW SNOOKUMS”
snookums by snookumspookums August 27, 2022

Smoogums 

The sexiest man to ever walk the planet. He is insane at every sport and picks up all the bitches. He also has a weird addiction for gummy bears.
Roland is such a smoogums. He offered that girl a gummy bear and she sucked his dick immediately.

schmookums 

A term of endearment for your partner. Along the lines of baby, sweetiepie , honey, boo, schnookums
"Hey schmookums<3"
schmookums by bamf2013 October 14, 2013

shnookims 

Coined by Oran Duke in 1989, shnookims is a cute nickname given to a loved one, often used by lovers to show gratitude.
I love you shnookims.

Shnookims, can you open this jar of pickled olives, you're so strong, I love you.
shnookims by Norman Patterson September 6, 2010

schnookums

A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
My chihuahua Fluffy is the sweetest schnookums in the world.
schnookums by anonymooseeh November 11, 2008
Shmuckums is a family (or damily) of oncelands who are Sweet Chaotic Hot Mind-blowing Unique Cute Kind-hearted Uncorrupted and Magnificent. Its a chaotic yet loving family. They're a bunch of people who found happiness in each other, even if they are miles apart. Even if not physically they are together and connected. A family that will be the light of each other in the darkest days, a family that you can go to for comfort and love. A family that will last forever.

Shmuckums isnt just a normal word, it’s the oxygen you breathe, it’s a reason to breathe, it’s the escape from this cruel world, it’s a masterpiece, it’s the first gift you open on christmas, it’s everything you’ve ever wanted.
Shmuckums is a lifestyle.
Hey nevies what does shmuckums mean? What is shmuckums?
Shmuckums is the air we breathe, it’s everything.
For me, Shmuckums is something that I've never expected to be this real but yeah now they feels like my family.
Shmuckums feel more real than any of the people I know irl.
It’s ok Shmuckums care.
I dreamt about shmuckums. Best dream.
Shmuckums are debuting!!
Shmuckums is shmuckums.
Shmuckums is a bunch of weirdo kiddos.
Lets move to Canada together Shmuckums. Lets all meet one day.
The days I had with you all are the best ones I have ever had, Shmuckums.
Thank you Shmuckums, for making me feel loved.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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