shmotting 

shitting while smoking

i was shmotting all night last night.

shmotting by megvan May 15, 2017

Shmoplife 

The lifestyle of living everyday like a saturday night ; a philosophy and a rare energy only found in the Bay Area Shmop

Cant wait to get to this Shmoplife party.

Shmoplife by EBO September 29, 2014

Shmooli 

A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance

"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"

Shmooli by u_smell_like_kaka May 27, 2020

shmoiling 

An onomatopoeic amalgamation of the word 'boiling' and the Yiddish word 'shvitz'. An adjective used to describe a state of sticky and uncomfortable heat.

"Alex it's shmoiling outside!" exclaimed Benny.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.

shmoiling by isabella jaunita lopez September 28, 2010

Shmoltinator 

A rare species who goes by the human name colt, known for taking it all the way down to brown town to the point where organs will be blown our of the anal cavity, may cause rectal trauma in severe cases

Who painted my toilet this nice fucking oak brown? Must've been the shmoltinator

Shmoltinator by Tal turner October 2, 2017

shmolighan

talia

hey shmolighan

shmolighan by the.crollasa May 14, 2018

shotlifting 

Like shoplifting, except for social media. Shotlifting is when you take a screenshot of someone's social media post and repost it to your feed rather than reposting their original entry.

That bitch keeps shotlifting posts off my Twitter feed.

shotlifting by The Scribble Cave July 1, 2020