Definitions by friedchickenteehee

Pedophobia 

When one night you have the urge to shove a barbie doll up your bum.

MUM HAVING A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW I HAVE PEDOPHOBIA

Pedophobia by friedchickenteehee October 28, 2019

Shmoigle 

A shmoigle is a bear that is extremely crippled and eats a gallon of fungus everyone hour. This bear is normally depressed but if you get to know it it will get freaky

Person1: Hey did you see that shmoigle?

Person 2: Yah it was so CRIPPLED

Person1:It ate so much fungus

Shmoigle by friedchickenteehee October 27, 2019