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The soft way of saying Shut the fuck up in text.
Ryan: bro shmm my parents are near my phone
Brian: opps sorry bro dude bro
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Refering to the big daddy shmmtyy, he is shmmexy and very cool. Shmmtyy will take all the women and will have 22.2 million wives.
shmmttyy kinda shmmexy!!!
Shmmexy by Shmmtyy November 13, 2021

shmmyuponuddaere

What my uncle yells to get the stray dogs off the back poarch.
(Dogs are on his back poarch)
"shmmyuponuddaere!!!!!!!!!!!!"
shmmyuponuddaere by Reg October 17, 2003

shmmamed 

Lets go get shmmamed
shmmamed by J-Imp October 8, 2006
Shmmy (or Shimmy) is short for "Shitting in my pants laughing". Mostly used for purposes of shortening in text messages or for mobile devices.
Wow your right Doug, Alexandria Octasio Cortez's mouth and teeth does look like a monkey screaming. Haha I'm shmmy!
shmmy by WolfeyWolfeyWolfey April 11, 2019
The act of ejaculating in someones ear and leaving the semen to harden over a time span deep in the ear.
i shmmozyed in my girls ear last night, i will take the hardened cum out in a cupple months
Shmmozy by youngbull July 28, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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