shmmamed

getting extremely drunk

Lets go get shmmamed

shmmamed by J-Imp October 8, 2006

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shmammed

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered

oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.

shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004

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Shmaamed

Adj. (Sha-mahm-ied)
1. To be excessively drunk
2. The next step above being Hammed
3. To be sooo shitfaced and soo hammed, you have now reached the point of being..SHMAAMED

Yo you drunk? No, I'm shmaamed!!

Shmaamed by Who_else?? June 28, 2008

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shmamed

to be smashed and hammered

dude man, i'm getting so shmamed tonight!

shmamed by KateLibonati June 11, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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