shmike

Italian guido boys found mainly in northern New Jersey and Staten Island. They take hours to get ready to go out to clubs just so they can get pictures taken of them in groups by club promoter websites. They brook out their hair, shave their facial hair into chinstraps, wear huge girl sunglasses that cover half of their face with a slight mirror tint to them, wear only black or white clothing, and drive their parents 2 year old Mercedes Benzes and BMWs. In high school they sold tickets at half price to the hottest clubs in NYC at a 60% discount and they took steroids. They love to blast techno music, take ecstasy and snort cocaine, and go down the shore to Seaside Heights/Ortley/Lavalette (which they've completely ruined in the past decade) in their wifebeaters just to start fights with anyone that they don't know. Most of them love to show off their true italian heritage (which means they are about 2% italian) by flaunting the italian flag or the word 'italia' everywhere they go. You do not want to cross paths with this type because they know in their head they can win a fight with anyone they see, ever.

Tommy from MTV's True Life is a shmike, the gotti boys are shmikes, 99% of the people from staten island are shmikes

by shmiker December 1, 2006

Shmigee

The most fierce minecraft warrior.... legend has it when you see shmigee you are as good as dead
he uses his diggy shmigee fart chopator and devastates his opponents

Inapplicable: i just died to shmigee

by squidmans November 14, 2018

Shmoke a bewl

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

shmoke

way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.

Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"

by thethongofanime November 8, 2005

Shikera

A pretty girl that Is lovable and can easily be heartbroken,and easily puts her trust into people, shes always getting let down by others but manages to keep a smile on her face,shes sometimes uneasy to deal wit but can be a lil freaky

Man, its hard to deal wit shikera

by Casie mcdonald June 18, 2018

shmile

a word to cheer up friends who are feeling down. or a word of encouragement to people who need it

shmile! you are doing great!

by Freak of Nature September 29, 2007

shnikes

word from the movie tommy boy, takes place of the word shit

"holy shnikes!" -Chris Farly

by biggin425 July 31, 2006