Shremlin
That bitch looks like a Shremlin!
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Shmemlin
A sub-species child of eleven or twelve, not ugly, not pretty but quite funny looking. Usually have a last name which explains their funny-lookingness like something that sounds like inbred or incest. When they insult you by means of a hand gesture, they will usually stick put their thumb out as well as a middle finger and give a cheesey, weird smile.
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shredling
(n.) A child under the age of ten who can ski/snowboard better than most adults on the ski mountain. Most frequently found in Vermont or western-American ski resorts. Often resented by their elders for being far younger, yet far more skilled and, frankly, much cooler. Often named Connor, Trip or Dylan. Likely to grow into stoner ski bums with limited prospects, to the satisfaction of many.
"Dude, that shredling was maybe six and he did a backflip off that jump. What have YOU accomplished lately?"
"I bet that shredling has more friends than you."
"I just bought a dime bag off that shredling. He was pretty sketchy for a nine-year-old."
"I bet that shredling has more friends than you."
"I just bought a dime bag off that shredling. He was pretty sketchy for a nine-year-old."
shredling by jeblongcock February 7, 2010
shreklings
In the 'Shrek Is love, Shrek is life 4ever after' video on YouTube, Shrek says to the kid "All those who believe in me are my children" before leaving the room. These 'children' are known as shreklings. They are all around you and are often seen quoting Shrek is love Shrek is life.
billy: The game is over.
Ned: It's never ogre!
Ted: Yeah! This is my swamp!
Billy: You little shreklings.
Ned: It's never ogre!
Ted: Yeah! This is my swamp!
Billy: You little shreklings.
shreklings by Izzeh5 November 16, 2014
scremlins
the shake (extra marijuana) that falls out of the blunt or joint either on your shirt, on the ground, or wherever.
scremlins by sean robles November 9, 2007
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