better than money,
better than sex,
the yellow italian plumber-form of god.
i iz wario ima gonna win a
by rainbow-mage June 14, 2008
Mario's rival. Loves his $$$!
I'm a a-wario! I'm a goin' a kick ur ass-sa!
by Bengeta July 15, 2003
the underrated, cool, handsome, bad guy. the opposite of mario, yet they still seem to be the hip guys between the kids. i mean come on, man, have you seen the video game charts lately? they rule that chart.
Wario is as good of a character as Mario.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
(n.) Slang for potent marijuana; Named for the Nintendo character who was allegedly transformed by drugs from an average plumbing school drop-out to a wealthy evil genius and womanizer.
I’m bored. Lets go smoke some Wario and watch cartoons.
by chris weber January 18, 2005
N.) The insanely rich cousin to Mario from "The Super Mario Bros." by Nintendo. He looks like a demented Mario, but has a more kickass attitude.
by Soup May 21, 2004
Greedy and rich cousin of Mario. made many apearances, and even has own Gamecube game. Not Mario's evil twin, cause Mario was a bully to Wario as kids
"Wario is my evil twin.(lie)"
by Luigifan12 July 2, 2004
The act of crashing your car on the highway while getting a fat blowjob and listening to Ed Sheeran
Yo dude I can’t believe he died warioing
by Dr Doof’s big penis July 3, 2019