Shloime

A misguided indivisual. Symptoms: thinking they're awesome, obsessive tv watching.

Poor guy, if he watches one more TV show he'll turn into a Shloime.

by tfellig April 28, 2009

Shlime

Someone you know you mess with day and and day out. You’re ride or die

that one over there, they my shlime

by shlump April 14, 2019

Shloicenoice

Shloicenoice (pronounced shloyS-noyS) isn’t just a word, but a way of life. Whether it is integrated into your life with or without the conjunction of this two part word, shloicenoice can be used to describe something that is mentally or physically appealing as well as represent the action of doing well at something or engaging in sexual activity.

Shloicenoice:

Sommer Ray’s Instagram posts are so schloicenoice.

I shloiced her noice after school yesterday.

by BMG2424 January 25, 2021

shloitering

Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.

While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.

by intothefray March 24, 2021

shlime

your homie

yeah foo, das my shlime

by Deextrann May 17, 2022

Shlime Jit

A Shlime Jit is your homie. Your friend who will always have your back.

Yo wassup shlime jit.

by Will.i.am Shakespeare March 22, 2022

Nautical Shloice

A derivative of the umbrella term “Shloicenoice”.

A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.

Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.

The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.

by BMG2424 June 10, 2022