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Shloimy friedman 

People with this name are just simply better then everyone else
Hey Shloimy friedman you’re amazing
Shloomy is a legendary word that many people will soon find. Shloomy is just a vibe you can be on. It can also be used in the context of "Shloomy Time" which basically means you're currently having a phenomenal time.
Its shloomy time! I'm feeling so good and awesome right now, the vibes are immaculate
Shloomy by Shloomy June 8, 2021
A person whom is calm and collected whilst have intergalactic connections. Shloomy is often used as a name for a person who deserves it such like, Lord, Knight or bishop. To acquire the name the individual must be enlightened in the name of Orgamolrg the all mighty being of Samzuhar.

Individuals named Shloomy are often kind and loving but also see themselves as more competent beings because of their blessing from Orgamorlg. They were the name with pride but do not show it.
A: "Wow all your knowlage and comptent must make you a Shloomy"
B: "Yes I am a Shloomy, enlightened in the name of Orgamorlg the all mighty being of Samzuhar"
A: "You must know all the secrets to the galaxy?"
B: "No I do not, I am simply a human with a great aura and blessed with a humble attitude and a wise mind"
Shloomy by Oirgeil April 22, 2021
Stop being messy or like just being two faced or fake.
Someone comes up to me and says I’m ugly
Me: “ stop being shlimy”
shlimy by Paris Dummer October 17, 2021
A misguided indivisual. Symptoms: thinking they're awesome, obsessive tv watching.
Poor guy, if he watches one more TV show he'll turn into a Shloime.
Shloime by tfellig April 28, 2009
Fat person with a 4 inch dick. Loves to eat ice cream all day.
"Andrew is a fucking shloomy."
Shloomy by shloomygod February 25, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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