shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009

shlitz

A very shitty beer

Nigga, why da fuck you be drinking dat shlitz shit

by Anonymous September 15, 2003