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A replacing word for shit.
Technical shiznet
shiznet by Anonymous May 21, 2003
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when a hoe/fuckboy is in front or near you to alert them that danger is near. U do this with one of ur closest friends or best friends. There is multiple meanings to this word. So u shall not be offended when u hear this word. Also, used when u and someone know a secret and cannot tell.
becky: omg look at her, she’s such a shiznek.

Nicki: a shiznek cannot tell.
shiznek by kasnasora March 24, 2018
the shit, the hotness, off the hook, totally cool, awesome
" We can go to the mall then back to my place for pizza, that cool? "

"yep thats the shiznet"
shiznet by The dood April 22, 2003
Shizney is basically shit.
James O. is the uber shizney.
shizney by James Ostrander January 26, 2004
slang word for the common english curse word "shit".

used instead of the actual curse word. Can be used to describe something as good or bad.
"That vodka is the shiznet" -use for a positive describing word

"you filthy piece of shiznet you stole my car!!" -use as a negative describing word
Shiznet by colbysgurl October 26, 2006
Ahh shiznet I dropped my cracker
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