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When a guy fucks a chick or a dude in the ass and his dick is covered in shit as a result.

1. After John fucked Jake in the ass he had a shitty dick.
2. After Trevor pounded Chrissy's pooper, Chrissy sucked Trevor's shitty dick clean.
3. Damn, I love me some shitty dick!
4. How much do you charge to suck my shitty dick so it has no more shit on it?
5. How can one man have such a shitty dick?
6. You are a shitty dick muther fucker!

shitty dick by Buck Bronko December 28, 2005

Words you can keep

shitty dick

n. A banana smeared with peanut butter. A longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)

"Dude, I'm hungry. You got something to snack on?"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"

shitty dick by shish September 1, 2004

shitty dick

Talking about a bad situation or something bad that has happened

Robert: Dude, my mom did a break check this morning in the car and I spilled Dr. Pepper all over myself

Alex: Oh dude THATS a shitty dick

shitty dick by Chickenbone1993 March 12, 2009

Shitty Dick

When your having one of the worst days ever. When nothing can make it better. Being as upset as if you had shit on your dick.

Used in place of "that sucks", "Thats fucked" or many of those phrases your friends will mumble.

man1: I'm having a bad day! My car just got repo'd, my dog ran away, and I just got fired!

man2: Shitty Dick dude

Shitty Dick by Nor*Cals Most^Wanted August 20, 2010

Shitty Dick Syndrome

Having one's dick constantly or consistently covered in shit. Commonly found in the gay community, but has spread elsewhere.

After he started dating Matt, Rory acquired Shitty Dick Syndrome.

Shitty Dick Syndrome by Phrygian Phrasing May 11, 2008

Shitty Dick Pop

The act of a man ejaculating in a woman's mouth immediately after anal sex.

" Dude I can't believe you gave that bitch a Shitty Dick Pop"

Shitty Dick Pop by CashMasterFlash June 19, 2009

shitty dick tip

When you perform anal and end up with shit on the tip of your cock.

I fucked my girlfriend in the ass and wiped my shitty dick tip all over her face.

shitty dick tip by Cornelius's bitch tits February 16, 2017

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026