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shittermittens 

when you wrap your hand with enough toilet paper to wipe ten assholes because you need at least a 3 inch buffer between your hand and your nasty crack
"my roommate's shittermittens have made us go through 4 rolls in the past day"
shittermittens by mattimer October 4, 2011

scutterbutt n. 

damn that girl so dirty i wouldnt even touch her, what a scutterbutt.
scutterbutt n. by casey December 7, 2003

shitternetting 

Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.
You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...
shitternetting by WAMMY! May 23, 2009

Slutterbutter 

The act of being a giant slut/whore.
Also, a term of endearment.
OMG! Did you see Dan with that girl last night? She was SUCH a slutterbutter.

Girl to her friend: "Love you slutterbutter." <3
Slutterbutter by HRA623 June 11, 2011

Shittybutt 

When a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass they become a Shittybutt. Its common for Shittybutts to not shower as well.
Chris- "Do you ever wipe your ass Justin."
Justin- "No."
Chris- "You Shittybutt piece of dick."
Justin- "At least I showered this week."
Shittybutt by Mekanaught February 21, 2011

Shitterbot 

An online gamer who is terrible at the game. Can be a shooting/sports/racing game etc… They lack skill and are perfect for matching up against but terrible to have on your team.
*Game Searching* Me- “Please give me a Shitterbot”

“Fuck, half my teammates are Shitterbots”
Shitterbot by TdogGBs July 30, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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