Shitstamp 

This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.

“Dude I shitstamped Tina so hard that the shit wouldn’t come off her face!”

Shitstamp by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019

Shitstamp 

when you have wiped your ass so many times and have such ring of fire that you literally can only take a wad of toilet paper and stamp it on your ass in hopes of wiping excess crap

after eating a wicked meal of extra spicy indian food and having the runs i was eventually forced to shitstamp myself

Shitstamp by Vince Barnes March 11, 2008

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014

shitstem

system. usually corrupt.

UC has a fucked up shitstem

shitstem by ma jones May 26, 2004

Shitshaman 

An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.

An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan

That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?

Shitshaman by roberto lewis November 2, 2009

shitstalking 

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.

He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.

shitstalking by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019

Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.

When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.

Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016