Shitstamp
This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.
Shitstamp by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019
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Shitstamp
when you have wiped your ass so many times and have such ring of fire that you literally can only take a wad of toilet paper and stamp it on your ass in hopes of wiping excess crap
after eating a wicked meal of extra spicy indian food and having the runs i was eventually forced to shitstamp myself
Shitstamp by Vince Barnes March 11, 2008
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Shitshaman
An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.
An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.
see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.
see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?
Shitshaman by roberto lewis November 2, 2009
shitstalking
He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.
shitstalking by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019
Shitscapes
A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.
When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.
His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016
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