Shitsink 

A Shitsink is a place which is of vastly inferior quality to its surroundings and which is looked down upon with contempt.

Richard: So this is the first time that the Football World Cup has been held in Africa, isn't that great!

David: Not really, Africa is still, and will always be the world's biggest Shitsink.

Shitsink by Wibbler June 12, 2010

shitsing

Verb:
To cover the surrounding area in shit

Said almost always after you think you are going to brown

"I'm shitsing!!!!"

shitsing by Cumswamp December 2, 2021

shitwink 

A mentally impaired, transcendentally abrasive and pusillanimous white male of college age. Frequently intoxicated, boisterous and devoid of all social graces, a shitwink commonly (though not invariably) sports birdshit hair: that is, a heavily gelled, purposefully mussed coiffure, à la mode moderne. His physiognomy is distinctive: dull, vacant eyes coupled with a perpetual, rodentine snarl. In general bearing, his countenance has been likened to that of an "oily child molester" or a "closeted, men's room-haunting frot." His repertoire of vocalizations is limited; moreover, he is seldom heard unless in the presence of other shitwinks, in whose company he freely uses such standard calls as "beer me," "wooo yeah," and "aight." Nocturnal rounds of bestial yelping are also reported--apparently intended as a territorial "warning" to non-shitwinks. Beyond issuing social and territorial vocalizations, the shitwink's time is chiefly invested in the following three activities: 1.) imbibing alcohol; 2.) harassing his peaceable neighbors (an activity pursued only from within the safety of a shitpack and often under cover of darkness); and 3.) lording it over his shitbitch. When alone and exposed to daylight they are timid, quavering creatures. Commonly abbreviated "wink." Cf. "Shitneck"

"Hey, Bill, ain't that a shitwink?"

"Yeah, Melchizedek, that fellow is a shitwink."

"Please hand me that blade, Bill."

"Why, Mechizedek?"

"I'm gonna shank that facking 'wink!"

"Oh! Oh! May I please narc him with this rusty, jagged shiv--by way of a coup de grace?"

"Yes, you may, Bill."

shitwink by Big Butter and Eggs Man (From Waaaay Out in da West) November 11, 2005

Shitsickles 

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.

Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!

Shitsickles by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006

shitsickle 

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.

Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!

shitsickle by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007

Shitstink 

A terrible smell of feces. Similar to mudbutt

Hey, you shitstink bitch, get your ass on outta here before we call the odor Gestapo on your ass!

Shitstink by Steagles June 11, 2006

Shithinker 

A person who takes a shit and thinks outloud while reading a newspaper, or anytype of reading material, and gets a idea of great value."Shitthinker"

Oh Shit. Thats what I should of done the first fucking time around.

Shithinker by Paul Gag May 13, 2005