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Shatnerian Reserves

Over dramatic comeback by a hero who seems defeated.
Tending to speak in short, clipped phrases.
He's calling on all his Shatnerian Reserves; "Must....go on. Can't... give up, Earth's only hope!"
Or simply "KAAAAAAAHHNNNN!"
Shatnerian Reserves by The_Grimm_One September 28, 2011

Shittering 

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.
"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"
Shittering by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014

Shitarian 

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.
Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.
Shitarian by tirtle July 2, 2018

shittering 

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.
I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?
shittering by dnask8 May 14, 2009

shitterbang 

to have anal sex with
Damn I sure would like to shitterbang her!
shitterbang by Assman8 September 11, 2003

shittering 

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.
Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web
shittering by Dick Fitzmary May 13, 2009