Shitprick, meaning wussy assholes who abuse sarcastic jokes and are total germophobes who are afraid to use even their own bathroom toilet due to the possibility of cross contamination on their testicles passes from friends or family.

Johnny: Man, that guys such a shitprick!

Judy: I know! I told him to just go in the toilet but he had to shit his pants!

Shitprick by Tim Schell February 15, 2009

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Shitfick

When you cluster fuck and freak out while texting Riley-aaron

Hey
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I just had a major shitfick moment

Shitfick by Aaron12345679 February 13, 2017

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Shitnick

A shitnick is a person who copies and plagiarizes the work of others, before then presenting it as their own.

Named for the famous 'hacker' Kevin Mitnick, who famously uses the work of others and claims it as his own.

Look at that shitnick, he stole John's project and is up on stage presenting it.

Shitnick by A Voice In The Dark August 25, 2018

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shitcracker

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person

1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.

shitcracker by niiien March 13, 2010

Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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