Shitnuks

Bear grizzly fat fuck who’s house burned down. He’s also a pussy who can be called “ yogi” “fuck nuks” “shitnukasmotherfuckas”

Yo did you see shitnuks today, nice paws mangey ass dog shit

by Dale Gordon June 17, 2020

shitnuts

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.

I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.

by Moose February 20, 2005

shitnuts

half-assed insult that doesn't make sense that suggests a person is half shit and half nuts.

go away you shitnuts

by jonathan lim March 13, 2004

Shitnuts

A Man's nuts having qualities of slushy pooh

Man my shitnuts are scarring these girls away :(

by THEnegrodaumus October 30, 2011

Shitnuts

when something is particularly bad.

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

by CEO of ant molestation February 7, 2022

Shitnuts

Shitnuts is the act of a man inserting his testicles into his partner's anus, specifically a dirty one. When the scrotum comes out, it should be covered in shit.

Greg: Man, I heard you tried shitnuts with Bianca last night
Tom: Yeah, so what? I like the creamy feeling.
Greg: Tom, that's absolutely foul.

by Dumbuss Cargleuss June 9, 2022