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shitnuts 

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.
I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.
shitnuts by Moose February 20, 2005
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shitnuts 

half-assed insult that doesn't make sense that suggests a person is half shit and half nuts.
go away you shitnuts
shitnuts by jonathan lim March 13, 2004

Shitnuts 

A Man's nuts having qualities of slushy pooh
Man my shitnuts are scarring these girls away :(
Shitnuts by THEnegrodaumus October 30, 2011

Shitnuts 

when something is particularly bad.

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts
Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts
Shitnuts by CEO of ant molestation February 7, 2022

Shitnuts 

Shitnuts is the act of a man inserting his testicles into his partner's anus, specifically a dirty one. When the scrotum comes out, it should be covered in shit.
Greg: Man, I heard you tried shitnuts with Bianca last night
Tom: Yeah, so what? I like the creamy feeling.
Greg: Tom, that's absolutely foul.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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