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shitnuts 

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.
I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.
shitnuts by Moose February 20, 2005
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shitnuts 

half-assed insult that doesn't make sense that suggests a person is half shit and half nuts.
go away you shitnuts
shitnuts by jonathan lim March 13, 2004

Shitnuts 

A Man's nuts having qualities of slushy pooh
Man my shitnuts are scarring these girls away :(
Shitnuts by THEnegrodaumus October 30, 2011

Shitnuts 

when something is particularly bad.

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts
Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts
Shitnuts by CEO of ant molestation February 7, 2022

Shitnuts 

Shitnuts is the act of a man inserting his testicles into his partner's anus, specifically a dirty one. When the scrotum comes out, it should be covered in shit.
Greg: Man, I heard you tried shitnuts with Bianca last night
Tom: Yeah, so what? I like the creamy feeling.
Greg: Tom, that's absolutely foul.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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