Shitnigism 

A feeling of extreme happiness or joy

I was just out all night with friends, i am in a state of pure shitnigism

Shitnigism by Crispy#72 August 25, 2009

Shiticism 

The opposite of constructive criticism. This kind of criticism offers no form of help.

1: Can you listen to this song and give me constructive criticism about how I could make it better, etc.?

2: Okay, *listens to song*.

1: So, what do you think?

2: It's shit. (this criticism offers no advice, therefore is not constructive, and is therefore shiticism).

Shiticism by beffispro May 15, 2010

Shititism 

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.

Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.

Shititism by jwill25 February 24, 2010

Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.

Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.

Constructive Shiticism by daverdiculous January 26, 2014

shitticism 

A witticism that has either gone over the top or is not at all witty

"Your mom goes to college," is NOT a witticism, but a shitticism.

shitticism by oldblorange June 21, 2011