A shitmiss is when you miss without realizing why, seemingly for no reason. It can also be when you miss an easy hit, usually repeatedly. A shitmiss usually occurs in the form of a choke.
Guy 1: *almostFC, chokes*
Guy 2: lol
Guy 1: I KEEP SHITMISSING FUCK THIS GAME
A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.
That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.