A shitmiss is when you miss without realizing why, seemingly for no reason. It can also be when you miss an easy hit, usuallyrepeatedly. A shitmiss usually occurs in the form of a choke.
A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.