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shitmiss 

A term often used in rhythm games such as osu.

A shitmiss is when you miss without realizing why, seemingly for no reason. It can also be when you miss an easy hit, usually repeatedly. A shitmiss usually occurs in the form of a choke.
Guy 1: *almost FC, chokes*
Guy 2: lol
Guy 1: I KEEP SHITMISSING FUCK THIS GAME

Shitmisting 

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles
yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting
Shitmisting by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010

shitmitt 

A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.
That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.
shitmitt by mrwhiipl February 11, 2004

shitbits 

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing
After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.
shitbits by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Shittits 

1. An sudden exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.
Shittits, I dropped my wallet!

Shittits My wife left me!
Shittits by RustyMember November 21, 2010
To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.
Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend
Shimits by W L H June 24, 2006