Shitgloating

When someone is gloating over a victory (whether in a video game or something else), while taking a shit.
For example, if someone beat you in a video game and then went to the bathroom while still gloating over it.

"He was shitgloating over his victory in Monopoly."

Shitgloating by IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle December 31, 2024

Shitgloating

When someone is gloating over a victory while using the bathroom. For example; if someone beats you in a videogame and goes to shit while still gloating.

"He was still gloating after winning in Monopoly." "He's shitgloating!"

Shitgloating by IhatemyfuckingroommateKyle December 31, 2024

Shitloading 

(Verb) When a vending machine attendant or shelf stocker puts the product in backwards, upside-down, leaves the packages wrinkled, ignores "sell-by" dates, etc.; basically stocks the machine/shelf with no regard to presentation, functionality or salability.

I just double-checked Jughead's work.....He totally shitloaded the snack machine.

I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.

Shitloading by ChubbyMac June 22, 2020

shitillating

When something is so exciting that you lose control of your bowels, it is shitillating.

Rex found the roller coaster just a little too shitillating as he sheepishly squished away from the ride.

shitillating by Rexer Coaster May 4, 2009

showgloating 

Praying in public and/or taking pride in praying during public events "like the hypocrites" contrary to Jesus' New Testament commandment in Matthew 6: 5-6.

Matthew 6: 5-6
5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

The pastor was heaping praise upon showgloating high school athletes who chose to drop onto one knee and pray aloud just before the start of the big game.

showgloating by ElmerGantry May 15, 2017