1. (n.) The capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. "shit." The implication is that when the "shitfuse" runs out, that will be when the proverbial shit hits the fan.
2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.
2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.
I'm going to go shitfuse myself to the couch and watch anime until Mom comes home and starts that whole "now that you're 37 I really think you should start looking for a job" bullshit again. Man, that's really starting to burn down my shitfuse.
by Jett February 7, 2005
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Get the Shitfume mug.Noun. A creepy meme (e.g. Jeff the Killer) that has been edited with a flashing effect and a loud noise similar to static. It is known as shitfuel because its sudden loud noise and flashing picture may cause an unsuspecting viewer to defecate in his or her pants, also known as "fueling shit," hence it is called shitfuel.
*link emailed to friend*
*friend goes to link, shits in pants because of flashing picture and loud, unexpected noise*
*person afterward* "That was some scary shitfuel."
*friend goes to link, shits in pants because of flashing picture and loud, unexpected noise*
*person afterward* "That was some scary shitfuel."
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