shitfuse 

1. (n.) The capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. "shit." The implication is that when the "shitfuse" runs out, that will be when the proverbial shit hits the fan.

2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.

I'm going to go shitfuse myself to the couch and watch anime until Mom comes home and starts that whole "now that you're 37 I really think you should start looking for a job" bullshit again. Man, that's really starting to burn down my shitfuse.

shitfuse by Jett February 7, 2005

Shitfume 

The olfactory remains after one has been through the process of defecation that others sense.

Her shitfumes caused the elderly woman in the bathroom to die.

Shitfume by Mary Horowicz February 8, 2010

Shitfuel 

Noun. A creepy meme (e.g. Jeff the Killer) that has been edited with a flashing effect and a loud noise similar to static. It is known as shitfuel because its sudden loud noise and flashing picture may cause an unsuspecting viewer to defecate in his or her pants, also known as "fueling shit," hence it is called shitfuel.

*link emailed to friend*
*friend goes to link, shits in pants because of flashing picture and loud, unexpected noise*
*person afterward* "That was some scary shitfuel."

Shitfuel by AlaskaDerp17 July 24, 2013

Shitfuel 

When something is very scatty.

Blake let the escort shit on him. Shitfuel he screamed as he climaxed

Shitfuel by Francisco Lachowski February 22, 2022