shitegrity 

The act of telling the truth about the number of shits someone takes.

Bob claims he had to take another dump, but I seriously question his shitegrity.

shitegrity by TheFormerMayor December 1, 2010

Shiternity 

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall

Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."

Shiternity by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008

shitcurity 

Incompetent, power hungry security guards who think they're the police. They always try to find an excuse to mess with people.

Mall shitcurity kicked me out because they thought that I was a bum!

shitcurity by FreeSingularity May 2, 2019