Shitel

A wonderful, graceful, amazing, intelligent, and beautiful young woman.

Shitel rocks my world!

by Sheetal of all hearts May 22, 2003

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.

Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020

Shielamae

Shielamae’s are so funny and you are lucky if she is your friend, they always find a way to make you laugh and are the best friends ever! Shielamae’s are always energetic and happy!

Guy 1: she’s so funny

Guy 2: she must be a shielamae

by Peekokitty<3 January 22, 2021

shintel

a company dedicated to pushing back 10nm

ew is that shintel cpu still running on the 14nm process?

by RogueSoldier777 May 18, 2019

Shiella

She's strong, brave and always have what she wants, its either a thing or a person. A talented to a friend and terrible to another. The world's never gonna agree on a definition of what you are but you don't give a fuck because you know yourself better than anyone. You are smart and think yourself as always the best, you didn't want to lose so keep your chin up because there are ones who truly believes and wants to bow their head on you

Shiella is awesome as fuck!

by sukmade99 June 12, 2021

utter shite

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)

He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.

by Synnojd March 6, 2012

Shiteboy

Pronounced "Sh-ite-boy" A degenerate guy who sticks up for a girl he barely knows online. Usually on xbox live, twitter or facebook. Most times the guy has never even met the girl before, and jumps at any chance that he can come to the rescue and gain her respect/trust.

This little shiteboy is all on my dick blowing up my inbox because I chirped his little e-girlfriend.

by AllThatJazzo February 19, 2013