shit-clamp 

A person who loves to do sick things with tools

cory from sparwood is such a shit-clamp

shit-clamp by jim dandy November 17, 2004

Shit Camper 

Someone who silently waits in a bathroom stall until everyone else is gone before they will do or finish their shit business.

I was in the stall reading the paper for a long time, when I suddenly heard someone in the next stall cough. I thought "who knows how long that little shit camper has been waiting for me to leave".

I almost decided to have a shit camp-off just to see who caved in first.

Shit Camper by Manther___ October 13, 2011

campfire shit 

When you take a shit outside and some solid turds come out first to make the logs, and then a pile of diarrhea is splattered on top to look like the flames, the steam coming off looks like the smoke

I took a dump that looked just like a campfire, I named it the campfire shit.

campfire shit by Mrv3 January 11, 2014

Campground Shit 

Taking a dump so large that it floats above the water and stinks up the whole place. Just like a port-a-potty at a campground.

"Do you smell how bad that dump was from the guy who just left? What a campground shit that was!"

Campground Shit by SpankytheWonka March 1, 2022

Camper Shit 

The shit you take after holding it in for the past 3 days from camping.

Yo can we stop at Safeway i have to take a camper shit

I call the bathroom first i have to take a massive camper shit.

Camper Shit by xkaeoo July 8, 2021

Shit-Faced Boot Camp 

/N/ An annual gathering of old friends over Memorial Day Weekend in the United States, who pay homage to the old days by consuming large and copious amounts of drink and drugs, as if they are in training for the rest of the summer.

The First Shit-Faced Boot Camp took place in 2003. After a crazy night at Neptunes in Hampton Bays, Long Island, it was decided that it would be an awesome idea to Memorial day weekend in the Hampton Bays...originally at Alan Acres. And Remember: What happens at Alan Acres Stays at Alan Acres.

Abrv: SFBC

Because this is Shit-Faced Boot Camp number 3...Take No Prisoners.

Shit-Faced Boot Camp by SFBC Deep Throat March 31, 2010

Shitclapper 

Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.

Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."

Shitclapper by MntyTnt January 11, 2015