The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.
"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"
by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018
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1. easy to shit on
2. used to describe a shitty situation
3. used to describe someone who's not attractive
1. I can't find a bathroom... you're shitable, lie down.
2. This meeting is so shitable.
3. Omg... he is so shitable
by Nan and Hasoon January 23, 2004
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The ability of a situation, a person or an object to be shitty.
"If we invest in this, what is the percentage of its shitability?"

"I'm not sure I want to keep seeing her, I hear her shitability is very high"

" - Why are you home? - I felt my shitability increasing this morning, I didn't want to offend anyone"
by Franky Frivolity December 8, 2017
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