like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a shit
by ttsmith04 August 05, 2008

The online equivalent of chitchat, when most of what is communicated are lies, lies and more lies.
In a typical shitchat, two or more parties make themselves out to be more successful, more attractive, more mysterious, more intellectual than they really are.
In a typical shitchat, two or more parties make themselves out to be more successful, more attractive, more mysterious, more intellectual than they really are.
Fat Dylan knew shitchat was 99-percent bullshit, and after over a hundred shitchats, he ought to have learned his lesson: girls don’t date fat guys.
by Marcus Gomez May 14, 2008

to shoot the shit or to talk shit to a buddy. Shitchatting is a refined art...please do not try this if you are unexperienced!
by bread infection December 31, 2005

the prossess of chitchating about something that is a combination of gossip and backstabbing with a few obsenities thrown in the mix
Person 1: Hey did you here what Alicia was saying about Massie to Claire?
Person 2: Just forget about it, they were just shitchating
Person 2: Just forget about it, they were just shitchating
by DarbyLou December 22, 2008

by Paul Andrews 01 November 08, 2008

by conor o`nell November 09, 2008

When you and your friend are taking a shit together in adjacent stalls/Video chatting and chat during.
by Just Puns July 11, 2020
