Shit-tease
What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.
Shit-tease by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018
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shit tease
When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.
steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
shit tease by thecatan August 5, 2012
Related Words
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teaser shit
teaser shit by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017
shittease
holding in a bowel movement for a certain length of time and when the moment of release comes the need to poop has diminished
shittease by Roux and Jd December 28, 2005
shitweasel
An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.
"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."
"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."
"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."
shitweasel by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008
shitweasel
An alien parasite that grows in the bowels, causes massive amounts of gas that smells like rotten bananas, and eventually eats its way out through your asshole.
shitweasel by shiatweasel November 18, 2003
shitweasel
When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.
shitweasel by harry flashman July 3, 2003
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