Shit-Weight
"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"
Shit-Weight by Ghostdik May 13, 2020
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Shit Weight
Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."
Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"
Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."
Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"
Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."
Shit Weight by JoeN January 24, 2013
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Negative weight shit
The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.
Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.
"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
Negative weight shit by Pbaddy September 10, 2009
worth its weight in shit
when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.
Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.
Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.
worth its weight in shit by nil12312424 June 3, 2011
Shit Weigher
Shit Weigher by Dabbletron September 29, 2025
Shit Weigher
Calling someone a shit weigher is a means to claim they are only known for an embarrassing or demeaning act.
Shit Weigher by Dabbletron September 29, 2025
shiteweight
person 1: look at that guy, he's absolutely off his face!
person 2: yeah, he's only had a a J2O.
person 1: shiteweight.
person 2: yeah, he's only had a a J2O.
person 1: shiteweight.
shiteweight by JJZoom February 23, 2011