Shit-Dick 

One who has shit on his dick. Well, on this term, it's where if you had anal with a female and she literally took a shit on your dick. Pretty straight forward. Yet, it's an insult to be commonly used.

"Shut the fuck up, shit-dick!"

Shit-Dick by Blast Motherfucking Radious April 7, 2015

Shit-Dick 

A dick that has recently bin in a mans anal passage and not been cleaned...

Lloyd Cremer has a shit-dick from Chris Co.

Shit-Dick by Domulas and mathias June 6, 2003

Shit-Dick 

An insult that means the same as dick but more extreme, can never be said as a joke, it will result in getting beat up.

Guy1: Ur so bad at maths, your a fucking shit-dick!
Guy2: ...
Guy1: *in hospital*

Shit-Dick by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021

Shit-Dick 

When a guy has a dirty penis or one that is "misshapen" in any way. Also, guys who have smegma.

1) Sarah: "Oh my god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was crusty!"

2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"

Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"

Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."

Shit-Dick by Sexbombz February 23, 2010

shit dick 

1)One whos penis shows the remnants of fecal matter due to previous rectal encounters with another male. 2)One who is, or show features of a gay person. 3)General insult.

1)I see that shit dick come out of the gay bar every friday night! 2)Stop acting like such a shit dick! 3)Get out of my face shit dick!

shit dick by flyboy_21 March 16, 2003

shit dick 

1) Someone (Usually gay) who has anal intercourse with either a man or woman, leaving fecal remnants on their penis.
2) A racist term regarding african-american, implying that their penis is brown-the color of shit.

1) Those two guys are total shitdicks.
2) That guy's listening to 50 Cent!? Jesus, what a shitdick!

shit dick by Redwhitencrue25 July 21, 2005

Shit Dick 

When a guy gives a girl (Or guy if gay) anal sex and gets poop on thier dick.

Becky : Omg. Anna did you get anal by Tom?
Anna : Hell Yeah!
Becky : What happened!?
Anna : I have him shit dick
Becky : OH DAYUMMM

Shit Dick by DEATH BY POTATO January 6, 2015