1) Sarah: "Oh my
god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was
crusty!"
2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the
fuck is wrong with it?"
Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"
Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."