Shit squib 

A shit squib is a small penis

Jonathan has a shit squib therefore he can not satisfy his wife sexually

Shit squib by Trollguy2000 June 24, 2016

shit squid 

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.

Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.

shit squid by derekjaydj October 12, 2019

shit squid 

A white girl that likes Latino men. Similar to a mud shark.

Cassa keeps sending nudes to that Mexican guy. She's such a fucking shit squid.

shit squid by Ray Penn-Boyes November 12, 2015

Squid Shit 

When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.

Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.

Squid Shit by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014

Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.

Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.

Dirty Looking Squid Shit by SJDFOX March 19, 2015

Shitsquirt 

When you really gotta shit, but you dont have time, you you do it in little squirts, pacing yourself.

i could'nt wait until the movie was over, so i shitsquirted

Shitsquirt by Mason A April 4, 2007

Shitsquirt

The act of accidentally shitting while having sexual intercourse (and finishing).

"Oh, you bagged Nicole?! I heard she's a total shitsquirter!"

Shitsquirt by bvdrx November 18, 2025