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Shit on me 

Phrase commonly used when surprised or startled.

Guy1 "Did you know your mumma has a 12 lbs pussy"
Guy2 "Shit on me!"
Shit on me by Alex Dan Shaun November 10, 2006
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shit on me 

It means to shit on a person. Poop basically.
Eww you shit on me.
shit on me by ellow111111 April 25, 2019

sb. ain't got shit on me 

used to express that you are greater and better than somebody else.

or

used to say that somebody has no chance against you
King Kong ain't got shit on me!!!

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me! 

1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century

2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level
1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

chocolate don't have shit on me 

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).
1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

micheal jordan aint got shit on me! 

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.
zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me 

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.
After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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