Shit on fire 

One who is ugly and lacks the ability to dress themselves or choose a haircut that a human being should have

Damn that bitch looks like shit on fire!?!

Shit on fire by p122118 October 17, 2008

oh shit its on fire! 

Whenever one dumb-ass is texting his girlfriend around a campfire when he looks up to see something abnormal in the fire and kicks the shit out of the abnormality

While Simon was texting his jailbait girlfriend Justin Put a Pipe in the fire and as it caugh on fire Simon looked up and shouted "Oh shit its on fire!"

oh shit its on fire! by dumbo1042 January 4, 2012

OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire! 

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.

McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire! by TheDuckIsComing November 29, 2016

aw shit the whole forest is on fire 

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire

oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

aw shit the whole forest is on fire by creator of aw shit the whole March 23, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019