shit on a stick

A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")

"What ? You forgot the beer ? Well, shit on a stick!"

by DS September 24, 2003

shit on a stick

school lunch food served in school cafeterias

"wuts for lunch today?"
"shit on a stick ....like usual"

by uhhhMARISSA September 21, 2005

shit on a stick

A product or service marketed aggressively without the mandate of strong demand.

That fly-by-night fast talker was just trying to sell me shit on a stick.

by gtg207u August 25, 2007

shit on a stick

When a man gets shit on his penis, the penis being the stick ... "Shit on a stick"

When a man puts his penis into someone's anus, and comes out with shit on it you get "Shit on a stick"

"Oh man, you got shit on a stick"

by freeman_david January 9, 2006

shit on a stick

the decription of someone extremely ugly

"look at that bitch sittin ova there lookin like shit on a stick"

by AVAIAE FULLER February 20, 2004

shit on a stick

Literal: When some takes a stick, shoves it up the ass, and shits while the stick is still up their ass.

Fred: Ooh! look at that stick. Who wants shit on a stick?
Wyatt: Oh! I do.
Fred: Okay! look away....
Minutes later...
Fred: Here you go!
Wyatt: Aww gross! It tastes and smelles like shit!
Fred: NO SHIT!

by macitup February 25, 2007

shit on a stick

A slang phrase for a kofte or shami kebab.

That looks like a shit on a stick. I don't eat anything made from minced meat, give me something that doesn't look like it's already been digested.

by leo vegoda May 22, 2006