shit britches

pants that young guys with identity problems like to wear. shit britches do not fit properly whether around the waist or the inseam, it exposes the wearer's underwear, and it weighs down their pants like they just shit them. shit britches also make the wearer walk like gumby and several other cartoon characters and keeps them from being able to run from the police in the event they "bust a stupid dope move" and feel the desperate need to prove their manhood (usually unsuccessfully).

the origins of shit britches are debatable, but it most likely came from prison punks (aka. prison bitches) providing easy access to their cellmates for some instant romance. chicks don't usually think shit britches are sexy so it really amounts to a form of fashion that guys wear for other guys.

Yo G, those shit britches really show your feminine side!

shit britches by malinguist March 3, 2010

Shit britches

Baggy pants worn by young men that hang low on the hips and have a crotch down to the knees. The wearer looks all for the world like he has has a load of shit in his britches (or breeches, if you prefer).

My nephew came by the other day wearing shit britches. They fit so poorly, the lad could hardly walk.

Shit britches by Baby Hughy September 21, 2004

Stinky Shit Britches 

A person who reeks of shit because they either have neglected to properly wipe their asshole or they haven't bathed in several days.

Guy 1: "Eww what's that smell?"

Guy 2: "Probably stinky shit britches over there."

Stinky Shit Britches by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018

shit your britches 

To unleash an unusually wet, powerful fart.

"Did you just shit your britches?"
"I kept hearing Lena shitting her britches last night."

shit your britches by hkfgh990 February 2, 2018

Big Shit Now Bitches 

abbreviate as BSNB.

1. A declarative phrase often used by losers to exclaim, in belligerent braggadociousness, some perceived advance or victory.

2. A phrase used by boheimillectuals and nerdy English majors, often ironically, to mock the ultimate futility of any personal success or advance - a phrase declared in sardonic self deference corrupted by secret ambition.

Spoken:
All you suckers can eat my hot lunch because I'm big shit now bitches now that I've dirty sanchezed both the Bush twins.

Written in cyberspace:
OMG- can you believe how BSNB Steven thinks he is after Bill O'rielly at his dirty lunch.

Big Shit Now Bitches by Thizzom November 10, 2005

that shit's bitches 

an ubiquitous word for all occasions. Mostly occasions of great excitement...or distaste.

"OMG! I think I peed myself! I'm all wet..."
"That shit's bitches!"

that shit's bitches by Amras Ringëril March 4, 2009

bitches aint shit

Originally a Dr. Dre song, but has since evolved into a generic saying used to blow off a shitty situation involoving a female. The song has since been remade by Ben Folds.

Guy: Dude, I broke up with Anna last night.

Friends: Screw her dude, bitches aint shit, lets get wasted.

bitches aint shit by peaceoutmaw December 10, 2006