Shit a house 

When something scares or frustrates you so intensely that you shit so many bricks that they form a house.

1. “Dude, don’t scare me like that. I almost shat an entire house...’

2. “You better stop rummaging though my things before I shit a house and make you live in it!”

Shit a house by Ace O’ Renegades June 25, 2019

Shit on a house rent 

For something to be so dumb or expensive. To hate something.

Bobby just tripped over the cat. WELL SHIT ON A HOUSE RENT!!

Shit on a house rent by ListlessSin November 21, 2019

bangs like a shit house door 

A female who energically enjoys sex.
Taken from when most houses in England had outside toliets and a door that would slam shut in the wind.

"I'd like to get into Sarah's knickers, i bet she bangs like a shit house door!"

bangs like a shit house door by Sammyseven November 14, 2006

Move like a shit house rat 

To move very quickly if some thing is done wrong or just generally.

Did you see them then?! They move like a shit house rat'

Move like a shit house rat by scouselad August 11, 2010

built like a brick shit house 

Someone who is very muscley or built like a body builder.
Also related to "stacked" and "ripped".

Thats dudes huge! He's built like a brick shit house!

built like a brick shit house by Fun Time Frankie October 19, 2006

built like a brick shit house 

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" or built like M. Monroe.

Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.

built like a brick shit house by Ross Mcconnell August 14, 2006

built like a brick shit house 

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" like M. Monroe.

Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.

built like a brick shit house by Ross Mcconnell August 12, 2006