Shit Weight 

A person's weight difference before and after taking a shit.

Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."

Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"

Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."

Shit Weight by JoeN January 24, 2013

Shit-Weight 

When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.

"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"

Shit-Weight by Ghostdik May 13, 2020

Negative weight shit 

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

Negative weight shit by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

worth its weight in shit 

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.

This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.

worth its weight in shit by nil12312424 June 3, 2011

Shit Weigher 

A shit weigher is a person who gained notoriety through an embarrassing or demeaning act

Hey shit weigher! What's on your IMDB page? Nothing!

Shit Weigher by Dabbletron September 29, 2025

Shit Weigher 

Calling someone a shit weigher is a means to claim they are only known for an embarrassing or demeaning act.

Hey, Shit Weigher! Your IMDB page is blank. You've done nothing!

Shit Weigher by Dabbletron September 29, 2025

shiteweight 

the lightest weight when it comes to drinking

person 1: look at that guy, he's absolutely off his face!
person 2: yeah, he's only had a a J2O.
person 1: shiteweight.

shiteweight by JJZoom February 23, 2011