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Shit Smoke 

The stream of hot air that comes out of your ass after taking a reasonably sized shit. Not to be confused with a Fart.
"Dude i just took a huge shit..uh-oh..here comes the shit smoke!
Shit Smoke by D-T Slim March 1, 2010

smoke shit 

The act of smoking methamphetamine, and or "ice."
smoke shit by BobbyDgaf March 8, 2009

motha fucka i smoked yo shit 

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.
-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

Smoke That Shit 

"Smoke That Shit"

"that shit" - refers normaly to Hemp, but can be any other smokeble matrial out there

so smoke that shit means = smoke that joint
SON, I'M DISAPPOINTED, DID YOU SMOKE THAT SHIT!?

Smoke your shit indeed

Asking someone to keep talking sarcastically as a joke or agreeing with someone
The phrase is based of how people tend to get high and say the most random stuff, in this case you are asking them to keep talking
A:how do I make a glued hairline
B:you glue
C:Smoke yo shit indeed
OR
A:damn i really hate this person
B:smoke your shit indeed, i am surprised he still haven’t got jumped for his antics yet

shitsmoke 

The chemical result when a person stays in tight quarters smoking cigarettes, never bathing, and passing gas. The smoke, dead skin cells, and the gas achieve cold fusion and become something that cannot be washed out or eliminated from clothing.
My dad's house smells like shitsmoke.
shitsmoke by WishingWellJulie September 22, 2016
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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