shit shock
shit shock by Shaide July 16, 2008
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shit shock
shit shock by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017
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shit shock
When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)
Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march
shit shock by OneApollo July 15, 2025
Shit Shock
The sudden, visceral disappointment experienced upon returning home (e.g., to the UK) after being somewhere actually pleasant functional, clean. or affordable
I was having the time of my life in Spain, but as soon as I hit border control at Stansted, the shit shock set in
Shit Shock by Jonnylx1 July 22, 2026
After Shit Shock
A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.
After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.
After Shit Shock by GspotStimulator January 18, 2010
Shock shit
When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.
Shock shit by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021
Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock
I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.
Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016
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